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BONERS???. . .

Posted By: MillRatUSMC aka Ricardo
Date: Wednesday - December 6,2017 15:04


Buddha is worshipped chiefly in Budda Pest.

When a northern soldier could not go to the Civil War.
He would sent a prostitute.

Teach your daughter the 7 B's...
BOOKS BEFORE BOYS BECAUSE BOYS BRING BABIES.

Men have only two emotions: HUNGRY and HORNY.
If you see him without an ERECTION.
Make him a SANDWICH.

If you ask me: "What's UP"?
I am going to reply "BONERS".

Be your own DICK
Private Investigating
MADE EASY

She wants a storybook kind of LOVE.
One with lot of dirty PICTURES.

The most honest compliment by a man.
Is a BONER.

DICK likes Jane.
Jane likes DICK!
Ellen likes JANE.
ELLEN doesn't care.
To know DICK.
BONER?

How do you define a DISAPPOINTMENT?
A man with a BONER runs into a wall.
And broke his NOSE first.

Don't let your ERECTION
Be your DIRECTION.
BONERS?

The tongue has no BONES.
But is strong enough to break a HEART.
So be careful with your WORDS.

We are all a little WEIRD.
And life's a little WEIRD.
And when we find someone.
Whose weirdness
Is compatable with ours.
We join up with them.
And fall into mutal WEIRDNESS.
And call it LOVE.
~ Dr. Seuss


BONERS?

BONERS?


Scariest costumes


Hint, hint, hint, not for much longer.

Not this tide.
Not this tide.
Not this tide.
None this tide,
Nor any tide.

My play on words from the poem 'My Boy Jack' by Rudyard Kipling

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN -
SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE...

Disrespecting the flag by kneeling is it UNPATRIOTIC?
Or act to point out an INJUSTICE.
Racism is man's gravest threat to man.
The maximum of hatred.
For a minimum of reason.
~ Abraham Joshua Heschel

Tell me who you walk with, and I'll tell you who you are.

@StephenKing
From the Book of Republicans:
"Lo, we have many @$$holes running for President.
Let us consider, and pick the biggest.
And so it was done."

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Diabetes II or Diabetes 2
Affect a few.
What's a body to do?
Walk a few.
Blocks or in a local mall.


Looking more like the puppet Walter!

Ricardo in virtual reality.
Virtual reality.
Is the term used to describe a three-dimensional.
Computer generated environment.

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